Sophos releases ‘Klingon Anti-Virus’ software

David Flynn23 May 2009, 9:04 PM

This is what happens when you let software developers off their leash: Star Trek-themed malware scanner. Raise shields and scan for intruders, Mr Worf..!


There are a lot of lame product tie-ins for blockbuster movies, but this one has got to be among the coolest.

Even better is that it’s not an official tie-in, just the work of an enthusiastic bunch of programmers with the backing of a company smart enough to have a little fun rather than run scared of potential legal action.

Klingon Anti-Virus is a malware scanner from Sophos with the entire UI translated into the language of Star Trek’s fierce and ferociously popular warrior race.

Yes, the Klingon language does exist – formally known as Klingonese, it was created by US linguist Marc Okrand for use in the movies and later TV shows, and has spawned a range of books from The Klingon Dictionary to Klingon translations of Hamlet and The Bible.

(You can also change Google’s preferences to set Klingon as the interface language which the search engine uses to display tips and messages.)

As for the software? Well, it’s a clever marketing gimmick which Sophos offers as a free download. But it’s only a malware scanner rather than a utility to remove viruses and other alien incursions upon your PC. And if you don’t have a working knowledge of Klingon there’s not much you can do with the software.

But the download site is worth a visit by any Trek fan for its innumerable Trek references and in-jokes (including the Release Notes), not to mention the video demo of the software with the backing track of The Village People’s YMCA being sung in Klingon (plus karaoke-style lyrics so you can sing along). It beats Klingon opera any day...





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Tin (Senior Forumologist):

Damn it! You got my hopes up, but then I see this in the fine print:
This software has compatibility issues with the version of msxml4.dll used by cloaking devices on Romulan-modded D7-class battle cruisers. Installing this software on such vessels is punishable by ordeal of Ginst'a'Ed.

I guess I'll have to stick with the crummy English version on my battle cruisers for now.

23 May 2009, 11:05 PM (10 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

djsflynn (APC staff):

Not to mention that the annual 'upgrade' of Klingon Anti-Virus is more like a Rite of Ascension, with the use of pain-sticks to ensure you are worthy of an upgrade!

24 May 2009, 1:09 PM (10 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

NetR@nger (User):

Now thats a good example of lateral thinking lol

24 May 2009, 9:16 AM (10 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

The Big Baboo (User):

Don't know why I'd need Klingon Anti-Virus being a Romulan meself but I suppose someone could find a use for it :)Hiya "Tin" :) Hiya "NetR@nger" :)

24 May 2009, 12:28 PM (10 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Halcon (Advanced member):

Star Trek TM of CBS - Paramount, has a wide followers, for its series.
I find very funny the creation of this piece of utility.
Only die-hards fans of the series would like to use it, (if they know the Klingon language)
I like to watch the series on DVD and no bother of anything else.

24 May 2009, 7:50 PM (10 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Michael J (Cornerstone member):

I think i'll just stay as a human, thanks...

24 May 2009, 8:26 PM (10 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Raindog (Senior Forumologist):

Sadness takes many forms, this being one of the more extreme!

24 May 2009, 11:07 PM (10 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

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