DYING WISH: "I want to be buried with my Blackberry"

David Flynn
17 December 2008, 10:56 AM


It’s not enough that some people can’t live without their BlackBerry.… now there are people who want to be buried with it!


Gadget-love is quite literally sinking to a whole new level, and that level is six feed below ground.

Penny Sansevieri, a 44 year old publicist from Californina (of course!) wants her BlackBerry to be with her when she sets out on the Final Journey.

“My BlackBerry is like a third arm,” she says in an interview with MSNBC. “Why wouldn’t I be buried with it?”.

Well, maybe because it’s of no earthly use (pun intended) once you’ve shuffled off this mortal coil. But that doesn’t seem to deter people from going to meet their maker wearing a Bluetooth headset or with a GameBoy in their grasp.

“It seems that everyone under 40 who dies takes their cell phone with them,” says Noelle Potvin, from the Hollywood Forever funeral home and cemetery in Hollywood. “It’s a trend with BlackBerrys, too. We even had one guy who was buried with his Game Boy.”

“I’ve even heard of cases where people are being buried with their iPod, or one guy who was prepared for his viewing with his Bluetooth (headset) in his ear” says Ed Defort, editorial director for American Funeral Director magazine.

“I’ve seen family members place iPod earphones on the (deceased) and play songs as the casket closed,” says Pam Vetter, a Los Angeles funeral planner who helps create personalised services for families.

All of which makes us think than the dawn of the iFuneral – the ultimate departure for iPhone fans –may not be too far away.

However, given the chance of an explosion from an overheated battery, cremations are not recommended for the cellphone-crazy.


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Obi-Wan Kenobi (New user):

Zombie texting? Oh noes.

17 December 2008, 12:31 PM (4 years ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

CBR1100XX (New user):

I wonder why the Yanks cop so much flak !

17 December 2008, 5:23 PM (4 years ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

The Big Baboo (New user):

Mainly I think because "The Yanks" in spite of their inventiveness and tech ability are just small town people at heart who believe "If I own it or I've made it, I want to take it with me" Merry Xmas :)

18 December 2008, 10:26 AM (4 years ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Miss Jo (New user):

I freakin LOVE my blackberry... but surely if im dead I cant use it? or can i....

17 December 2008, 6:05 PM (4 years ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Tin (User):

I guess it's one way to avoid paying to dispose of your old electronic gadgets...

But seriously... What good is it to you when you're dead? Surely a living person would make better use of it.

17 December 2008, 7:09 PM (4 years ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Raindog (New user):

Quoting Tin:
But seriously... What good is it to you when you're dead?

Could be useful if you happened to become buried before you were actually dead. But the batteries expiring before you did would then become the ultimate letdown. :>


20 December 2008, 11:21 AM (4 years ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Halcon (User):

In ancient times, there were some civilisations that carried estrange rituals for the dead people.
The Incas buried the dead with their weapons and some food, believing these people would go on a long journey in the after life.
These traditions are useless in a modern society, the old civilisations although were great in the advances of architecture many of their beliefs were based upon ignorant thoughts.
This device should be given to other person that will make better use of the technology, dead people will not interact with the living people, so move on and not backwards!

18 December 2008, 1:02 PM (4 years ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

The Big Baboo (New user):

Therefore you're saying "Halcon" I should be buried with my stereo system and my collection of concert tickets as they are the most precious possessions of my short life :) Merry Xmas Yahooooey

18 December 2008, 3:15 PM (4 years ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Halcon (User):

Quoting The Big Baboo:
I should be buried with my stereo system and my collection of concert tickets as they are the most precious possessions of my short life.
Have you read very well my comment?
I said this was the thinking of old civilisations, this cannot be applied in today modern society.
A couple of months ago, there was a crazy news about a man wishing to be buried in a custom made coffin resembling a beer can, this fella want to be buried with beer filled in his coffin; as you read this is how lunatic people make stupid decisions.
Now, lets get on with the technology and software news, The next time we read something funny should be called "Crazy news in computer world"
The amazing and stupid occurrences of people out of sync!




18 December 2008, 8:25 PM (4 years ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

The Big Baboo (New user):

I think people should be able to be buried whichever way they want to "Halcon" If they want to be dug up in later years and found with a beer mug on their head :) so be it. God knows a person doesn't get enough laughs during their lifetime so they should at least be able to have a few after they're dead.
O and as for those ancient civilizations like the Mayans for instance who used to rip the hearts out of people while they were still alive.
And I'm pretty sure the old Romans and Greeks weren't that peace-loving either.
As for being out of sync :) I'd love to go back to the old days of vinyl records and cheap beer but I guess it's not going to happen so let's call an end to this and wish each other a Merry Xmas and continue to agree to disagree :)


19 December 2008, 8:31 AM (4 years ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Henry Chim (User):

This is stupid. Another little story on the net of weird obscurity.

18 December 2008, 6:48 PM (4 years ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

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