Conroy up for sale on eBay

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Dan Warne02 April 2009, 1:02 AM

It may be a bit late for April Fools, but Ebay member "Krudd53" has put the beleaguered Minister for Internet Censorship, Senator Stephen Conroy, up for auction.


The advertisement for Senator Conroy was posted at 7.59PM today, and notes that the successful bidder will receive the Senator delivered by FedEx.

The eBay listing follows Whirlpool.net.au's crushing April Fools post announcing the sacking of the minister, drawing dozens of relieved and jubilant responses from unwitting Whirlpool members, and  a total of 1,058 responses at the time of writing.

Conroy has been publicly ridiculed in recent days for his ISP-based internet filtering plan, with television appearances on ABC's Q&A and SBS Insight chat shows drawing incredulous laughter from the audience at many of his answers. (Hit the links to watch both online.)

He also used a speech at the Commsday Summit -- a Sydney conference attended by most key executives in the telecommunications industry -- to ridiculue iiNet's court defence in its anti-piracy case as "something out of Yes Minister". The remark prompted Shadow Minister Nick Minchin to suggest that Conroy seemed to have a problem with iiNet because it had withdrawn from his internet filtering trials and been a vocal critic of the plan.

If, after all that, you are interested in a soiled communications minister, Senator Conroy's starting price on eBay is a mere $30.00, though at the time of writing, he had attracted a high bid of $10,500. The seller, Krudd53, noted that no reasonable offer would be refused.

You can view the original ad on eBay here. The full eBay ad -- just in case it is pulled by the time you read this -- is below.



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Tin (Senior Forumologist):

The posted questions under it are funny too. I notice only one bid so far... Not as popular an item as he thinks he is apparently.

02 April 2009, 9:37 AM (7 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Raindog (Senior Forumologist):

Trujilo will be peeved! He'll proclaim this as just another example of government trying to sell off Telstra's assets.

02 April 2009, 9:44 AM (7 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Dan Warne (Administrator):

LOL, very witty! ;-) Though it must be said in fairness that Conroy is hardly an asset to Telstra after rejecting their NBN bid ;-)

02 April 2009, 9:52 AM (7 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Raindog (Senior Forumologist):

The real question is who is Conroy an asset to? It's not the Australian public or the telecommunications industry, it's not the Labor party. Maybe he is that man in Canberra, Reverent Fred always threatened?

02 April 2009, 10:00 AM (7 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Tin (Senior Forumologist):

He's an asset to himself... Or so he seems to think.

02 April 2009, 10:48 AM (7 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Raindog (Senior Forumologist):

Quoting Tin:
He's an asset to himself...

putting the ass into asset.


02 April 2009, 11:22 AM (7 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply
02 April 2009, 11:17 AM (7 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Tin (Senior Forumologist):

Stop the presses... It's been pulled already...

02 April 2009, 2:36 PM (7 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

djsflynn (APC staff):

Maybe the bids just didn't reach the reserve! :P

02 April 2009, 2:57 PM (7 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Halcon (Advanced member):

Ha, ha, ha, so the inept minister of misinformation and boredband was on sale?
Is a pity the ad was not kept a bit more longer, so the world should have saw how very unpopular is this government.
Probably the next time we will see news of a hacker group defacing some of the pages of the government agencies and replacing the content with pictures of naked men and women, as it happened to a Caribbean country a couple of years ago, ridiculing the government for being unpopular.

02 April 2009, 7:25 PM (7 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

thewinchester (New user):

Conroy has now cemented his position as the worst communications minister, ever. Yes, now officially worse than Alston after his comments on an active legal matter - he's just violated one of those rules a minister is never meant to violate.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in his press office, his people would be having an absolute fit knowing the massive mistake he's just made and how much work they'll have to do to clean it up - on top of every other mess he's made recently. Wouldn't want to be those people for quids.

02 April 2009, 7:53 PM (7 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Raindog (Senior Forumologist):

As announced today 7/3/09 by Orator Kev, we can add complete, time wasting and expensive failure of the "National Broadband Network" tender process, to Conroy's long list of failures!




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