The 10 sins of Senator Conroy, the blogger

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Dan Warne09 December 2008, 2:27 PM

Our beloved communication minister has launched a blog. The only problem? He appears to completely misunderstand how blogs work.


Check out Senator Conroy's new blog.

1. It looks like a government department website

People expect blogs to have a certain look and feel. They present short updates, have a clean, simple and uncluttered navigation system, and invite reader comments. They also have features to help readers dig up useful content, such as 'most read' and 'most commented' posts.

Senator Conroy's 'blog' is little more than articles on the department's cumbersome, formally designed website, with the ability for people to post comments underneath them. It is, in other words, just like any other government public consultation, except you can post your submission in a comment form rather than emailing or posting it. 

Oh, and the easy-to-remember URL for his blog?

http://www.dbcde.gov.au/communications_for_business/industry_development/digital_economy/future_directions_blog

Evidently the people running KevinPM.com had nothing to do with the development of this sad effort.


2. It reads like a government department website

The first post on the blog is titled "Welcome from Minister Tanner". This demonstrates how completely clueless Senator Conroy's 'blogging' team is when it comes to publishing content people will want to read.

Our bet is that future headlines will be along the lines of "Creating strategic synergies between departmental stakeholders". After all, the blog has links on the left hand side to such scintillating topics as "Strategic foresighting" (yes, that is a completely invented word) and "ICT in Australian manufacturing."

Here's some headlines we'd like to see on the blog:

  • Internet filtering: is it the end of democracy and free speech?
  • Why we won't be bullied over telco regulations
  • Is "digital economy" meaningless government jargon?

They're serious suggestions: they'd give the minister a good starting point to argue from, and they'd attract some serious debate from readers/citizens/voters.

And we'd also like to see these headlines (but don't hold out much hope):

  • How to fry your opponent in a debate like Julia Gillard (modeled on those "how to present like Steve Jobs" type webinars)
  • How we got Telstra PR boss Phil Burgess to leave the country for good
  • OK, we admit it, Telstra is going to build the NBN despite its non-compliant bid, we just have to go through the process of making it look like other companies have a chance

3. There's an uncomfortable distance between the bloggers and the readers

Blogging is very much about making yourself accessible to people. The first blog post on Senator Conroy's blog, ironically from another minister, Lindsay Tanner, has no photo of him, no link to email him, or any information about him.

Unlike Liberal Leader Malcolm Turnbull's Twitter feed or dog blog, the Conroy blog makes no attempt to share any personal details that might give you a sense of the man (or his guest bloggers, when he is in absentia).

Admittedly, I'm not suggesting knowing that Malcolm Turnbull has a soft spot for poodles is necessarily useful, but it's better than staring at a Commonwealth of Australia logo.

Speaking of the Commonwealth of Australia logo, it could do with a bit of sprucing up too. Here's a lickable web 2.0 version we prepared free of charge for them.)

Furthermore, it's transparently obvious that the 'spirit' of blogging -- quick updates genuinely written by the person whose byline is on the post -- is being completely ignored. "To help get you started, we have included some videos of the Minister on our YouTube channel addressing the Forum and hope to add more shortly (once we get the necessary consents signed off)," writes "The Digital Economy Blog Team". Did you catch that? They "hope" to put up some more videos, once they have "necessary consents". Does that sound like blogging to you?

Is anyone else reminded of Yes Minister?


4. Comments only during business hours

Senator Conroy, read my lips. --Blogs--Are--About--Discussion--. While it's fair enough that the government won't allow unmoderated posts to go live without review (after all, the government would be the juiciest target to sue for if someone posted something defamatory), it's ridiculous that the government will only approve comments during business hours.

Couldn't the Senator have paid someone in the public service graduate program to sit and watch the posts on the weekend? Two hours of training with a lawyer is enough to know how to spot potentially troublesome comments.

5. It's only open for two weeks

The press announcement for Senator Conroy's blog trumpets: "Running for 18 days, the Digital Economy Blog will canvass community views on a range of topics relevant to our digital future. Readers will be free to post their views."

Sorry boys: there's one thing that blogs ARE about: ongoing engagement and discussion. What they are not is the digital equivalent of a parliamentary committee of enquiry.

6. Will your words be twisted into a mandate?

The purpose of this "blog" is for the government to analyse feedback from members of the public and develop a "Future directions paper for the digital economy".

Put another way, there's every chance that your feedback will be twisted and paraphrased into a government document that supports internet censorship, with Senator Conroy waving it round the house in question time saying, "but it's based on feedback from the public… we have a mandate!"

Yeah, OK, that's a ludicrous extreme example. But we are talking about the government that thinks it's technically possible to filter the internet of baddies, and wants to impose this regime on every single Australian internet connection, hang the expense and impact on speed.

7. It has a "terms of service"

Senator, a blog is not a "service", just in the same way me listening to your address at a conference and then me getting up as a journalist and asking a question is not you delivering a "service".

You may think so, given you operate in a bureaucratic framework, but if you want to appear to have some understanding of the way the web works, by publishing a blog, you need to ditch the formal disclaimers, or at least call them something else.

What you should be doing is opening up a conversation with the public. Do you read a terms of service before every address you give at a conference?

8. It's only open to over 18s

Because under-18s don't have very good ideas on the digital economy…? Seriously, whatever the reason is, it's ridiculous to require under 18s to get "parent or guardian consent to participation in the DBCDE blog." WTF?

9. Readers must agree to pay all Australian government legal costs

Again, WTF!? The Australian government will bill you for any lawsuits it gets about the blog if you post a comment and the comment turns into a lawsuit. Even though the government is reviewing and approving all comments posted. Despite the fact that this ridiculous indemnity clause of the "Terms of Service" would never in a million years hold up in court, it's rather offensive that the government would slip it in there.

10. P.S. Please excuse any lies we may tell

The terms of service also points out that the government makes "no representations or warranties of any kind, expressed or implied, including warranties of accuracy, in regards to any material published on this blog."

In other words: Kevin Rudd may have made a commitment not to break any pre-election promises, but you've been given fair warning that anything said after the election, especially in the blog, might be complete bunkum.


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Tin (Senior Forumologist):

Stephen Conroy: Australia's decision maker on technology he doesn't actually use, understand or care for.

09 December 2008, 2:54 PM (11 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Your Average Joe (Senior member):

Quoting Tin:
doesn't actually use, understand or care for.

The irony is that people like Conroy will go far in government !
How much experience has Swan in economics ?
How much experience has Rudd in Foreign Affairs ?
How much experience has Garrett had in anything political (other than writing songs about it) ?

I feel ill everytime I think about pollies ........ YUK !




09 December 2008, 4:06 PM (11 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Me In Oz (Advanced Forumologist):

Quoting Your Average Joe:
The irony is that people like Conroy will go far in government !

If Hawkey can go from union bully to prime minister, Conroy could end up emperor of the universe ......... better get the alliance together now .... LOL :)




09 December 2008, 4:13 PM (11 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Raindog (Senior Forumologist):

Quoting Me In Oz:

If Hawkey can go from union bully to prime minister, Conroy could end up emperor of the universe ......... better get the alliance together now

Or the shot-gun!



10 December 2008, 9:40 PM (11 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Raindog (Senior Forumologist):

Quoting Tin:
Stephen Conroy: Australia's decision maker on technology he doesn't actually use, understand or care for.

Just to reinforce your statement, I thought I'd insert this quote from the good senators lips, "The concern I have is that I've tested this myself to find out how easy it is to install a set-top box if you are not very technically literate. I've got to tell you it's not that easy. I've given set-top boxes to 80yo relatives who had no trouble at all pressing this basic technology into action.

Is this a man qualified for the job?




15 December 2008, 7:17 AM (10 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Raindog (Senior Forumologist):

Just a though but how about anyone commenting on Mr Conroys little PR site also leaving those same comments here. We can keep track of what does and does not get through Conroy's personal net filter.

09 December 2008, 3:23 PM (11 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Halcon (Advanced member):

This is the most stupid PR stunt the politicians clowns make.
There must be a way to embarrass this dumb government from doing something out of touch.
Also, the media did not say nothing about the protest against these sick bastards.

09 December 2008, 4:46 PM (11 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Peter Cunningham (New user):

Try the feedback area - it's limited to x characters - I didn't bother wasting time to count, so submitted this:
I roll around on the floor with laughter - You people really haven't got 'it'.
A blog is where people are being encouraged to express their opinion, only a complete nitwit would bother after reading the terms.
Is this deliberate or natural stupidity? Even comment here is limited! FOOLS!

09 December 2008, 9:09 PM (11 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

thewinchester (New user):

The question must be asked - is Conroy the second coming of Alston?
Discuss.

Seriously, why must Australia continue to suffer with a CTO who doesn't understand Technology.

09 December 2008, 10:04 PM (11 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Tin (Senior Forumologist):

Quoting thewinchester:
The question must be asked - is Conroy the second coming of Alston?
Discuss.


OK, I'll start the ball rolling...
No. Alston pushed some silly ideas, but generally only in the media. Nothing much ever got acheived.
Conroy on the other had has already scrapped OPEL, brought us to a trial of an unwanted filter, and has us nearly ready to spend billions on a half arsed fibre network that will cover less than 90% of citizens (assuming Telstra gets it, which I think Conroy has already decided). And that's only been the first year!

09 December 2008, 10:15 PM (11 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Raindog (Senior Forumologist):

Quoting Tin:
Conroy on the other had has already scrapped OPEL

for a reason nothing other than a cynical attack at the minister that preceded him. People do realise that tens of thousands of those still realistic broadband would be turning on their Opel broadband connections around about now. instead the still go without.


Quoting Tin:
Conroy has brought us to a trial of an unwanted filter,

Unworkable, Unrealistic, Unpopular, Unnecessary, from a man unrepentant ant for his total avoidance of the wishes of the population. That from a Government minister is Unthinkable.


Quoting Tin:
has us nearly ready to spend billions on a half arsed fibre network that will cover less than 90% of citizens (assuming Telstra gets it, which I think Conroy has already decided).

If he wanted some national resolution he could sort out the mess that has Telstra with a stranglehold on the industry. But no Conroy is already in bed with Telstra. If Conroy accepts a late non compliant and incomplete bid what precedent does this set for other Government tenders?


Quoting Tin:
And that's only been the first year!

That is the really scary part, because Conroy is not the only government vandal on the loose.

The current situation is not all Conroy's doing but he is in the chair and will be held to account. In 12 short month his record in nothing but a disgrace.


10 December 2008, 12:32 AM (11 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Pay peanuts get monkeys (User):

I notice your still persevering with your unimaginative, serially autistic posting technique. Can’t you actually respond in a series of paragraphs? Do you know anyone else that writes/thinks so linearly in dot style points?

RainDawg tip: learn to write my furry friend and actually you know...write...like an normal individual.


Why has no-one commented on this posts writer? Why are numerous WTF’s in an APC post? It doesn’t make a great point when it reads like a 17 year olds blog post.


11 December 2008, 9:12 AM (11 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Raindog (Senior Forumologist):

Quoting Pay peanuts get monkeys:
I notice your still persevering with your unimaginative, serially autistic posting technique.

I notice your hurling pointless abuse which has no effect other than to make you look the fool. Don't like the way I post? Looks like it's you that has a problem then doesn't it? What did you think I'd consider your pleas so important that I'd revise styles just for you? Deluded little primate aren't you?


Quoting Pay peanuts get monkeys:
Can’t you actually respond in a series of paragraphs?

I can yes! Do I wish to do so for your edification? Nah! No Chance!

Quoting Pay peanuts get monkeys:
Do you know anyone else that writes/thinks so linearly in dot style points?

Yes! So now that your clear on that you wont need to ask silly little chimp questions again, will you?


Quoting Pay peanuts get monkeys:
RainDawg tip:

Not my tip, it's a creation of your child mind. Do you think others see your deliberate mispronunciation, of a trivial tag, as being clever? Did you seriously think it would strike a blow? You are one of the sadder chimps, now aren't you?


Quoting Pay peanuts get monkeys:
learn to write my furry friend

Oh that is a slap with a limp lettuce leaf, from the King-Kong of schoolboy sentence mangling?

And again I'll remind you I choose friends very selectively, your certainly not in the running, no matter how much you crave my acceptance. You are only foolling yourself to even entertain the thought of me showing friendship towards you.


Quoting Pay peanuts get monkeys:
and actually you know...

No, I don't know, I have no idea whatsoever, what is rattling on in your troubled mind. But sadly I guess you'll see fit to insist on sharing that so I decline to ask for further clarification.


Quoting Pay peanuts get monkeys:
write...like an normal individual.

Normal? Any concept you hold of normal is unlikely to align with the views of adult humans.


Quoting Pay peanuts get monkeys:
Why has no-one commented on this posts writer?

and you had something to say on the matter? did you? More pearls of your wisdom? Or did you still have some schoolyard slang and insults you haven't tried in a reply yet?



Quoting Pay peanuts get monkeys:
Why are numerous WTF’s in an APC post?

In your world does two occurances equate to numerous?

It was an APC post that discussed a topic that would inspire more than one WTF from any sane and reasoned individual. Next question?


Quoting Pay peanuts get monkeys:
It doesn’t make a great point

On the contrary, the Author actually made some excellent points, all valid and fully explained.


Quoting Pay peanuts get monkeys:
when it reads like a 17 year olds blog post.

given the type of illiterate rambling manic replies typed out by yourself and others, targeting a few articles at 17yo numb-skulls may well have an audience.

I'm sorry monkey but you have become tiresome now, and as much as I'd like to mock you further, your inevitable replies will simply be tiresome to all.

I'll choose to click the RA option below at further abusive deposits you choose to fling. Bye now!


11 December 2008, 7:26 PM (11 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Morsolo (New user):

I'm not over 18, whoops, silly me...

It's common knowledge the most technologically literate people these days are the kids who are young teenagers... (Excluding people who actually have training in the IT area).
Much like porn sites I guess "Are you over 18?" - Yep, *wink*

09 December 2008, 11:59 PM (11 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Katoomba (New user):

Another problem with the blog is that I hate ones that go against convention and show comments in reverse order!!

It actually makes navigation that much more difficult.

10 December 2008, 12:19 PM (11 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Diogenes Lantern (New user):

Senator Conroy is a Catholic, and socially conservative. He voted against the abortion drug RU486 in a conscience vote.

The perfect living metaphor for the fraudulent pretend progressive left wing of the business party in a neo-conservative convergent polity. Parasitising the lower classes for the benefit of the overlords. Conroy and his wife are not able to have a child together, but in November 2006 they gained a daughter conceived and born with the assistance of an egg donor and a surrogate mother. These two women, who were friends of the Conroys, have decided to remain anonymous.
You cant get much higher in social status or position than to be able to parasitise the body of another person to provide for yourself and partner a child. I dont know whether the proposed fibre to the node network will be asymmetric or not but the character of and nexus between Kevin O'Murdoch's Labour party and the minister for communictions' morality seems perfectly symmetrical. Open democracy? Just another plutocratic amoral public relations dictatorship.

12 December 2008, 9:38 PM (11 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

graham.lv (User):

I said it before and I'll say it again - Conroy is an idiot. Or should that be the faceless morons pulling the REAL strings behind the scenes. Conroy is just a mouth. He cannot speak unless he has the words to say from these public servant clowns!

As for the posted comment - "How much experience has Rudd in Foreign Affairs ?" Well, he has a good chance. He speaks Chinese, so could easily pick up a China doll for a foreign affair - especially if he says I'm a prime minister, my wife has plenty of money and we have a joint bank account.. :-)


15 December 2008, 7:43 AM (10 months ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

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