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Apple's Genius Bar -- the longest in the world, with 20 Apple experts fronting the desk to handle 1,000 customer queries a day.

The genius of the Apple Store: tech support heaven

Seamus Byrne19 June 2008, 7:00 AM

So, Macs don't always 'just work'. They're computers, after all. But with the Apple Store opening, Apple is offering a genuinely new benchmark in support for the tech industry.


The Apple Store opens today, and at first glance it really is just a pretty shopfront. The biggest glass panels in the world, lots of Macs, iPods and free wireless to play with, and staff on no commissions are nice features. Though, Steve, please cut back on the staff happy pills — they’re just a little too eager to please.

But all that retail is pure window dressing. No, it’s Level 2 where the real action is — if you’re already an Apple owner, you’re about to discover the kind of tech support reserved for the glitterati.

For all your quick queries and technical issues there is the Genius Bar. Yes, you can probably walk up and test their general knowledge, or maybe their knowledge of general relativity. I’ll take a guess they get that a few times an hour. But Sydney has the largest (read longest) Genius Bar in the world, with 20 Geniuses (Genii? Better ask one next time I’m there) available for around 1,000 customer queries every day. Book ahead online or book a slot on any computer in the store, then get your face-to-face assistance with whatever Apple questions you may have.

If you’re after some training, there are scheduled free workshops on the suite of Apple apps and hardware running three times a day, seven days a week. It’s first-come, first-served availability, but the price is hard to beat.

For more serious users, there is a Pro Labs series. Book ahead online and you can lock in a spot for four two-hour sessions. Aperture, Logic Pro, and Final Cut Pro are the first three apps on the roster. Again, the price is free.

The ‘killer app’ for the Apple Store is the One to One training program. This service gets you a one-hour personal training session every week for a year. Get basic training, with specific help for switchers, or get onto a curriculum of training for video, photo, music, presentations or web training. You can also come with a specific creative project in mind and get personal assistance to make it happen. Without getting too Demtel, how much would you expect to pay for 52 hours of customised, personal computer training? $129. No steak knives necessary.

Clearly Apple is making a loss here, but there is a clear benefit to getting a new user hooked into the Apple hardware plus software ecosystem — if you get first-rate service and training why would you consider ever switching back? And for ‘the faithful’, rewarding everyone from switchers to long-time lovers with a local place of worship.

It’s easy to be cynical about such a hyped store opening — it is after all just a retail store, and Apple has glitzed it up just as much as a fashion label. But the service on offer to existing customers is unrivalled in the tech marketplace. Possibly any market short of ‘white glove’ service reserved for luxury purchases. What would you do if you could get this kind of service from Microsoft, Dell, or even Canon?

We’ve already heard many Apple resellers are worried about this opening. Maybe we should add service centres and training colleges to the list.


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Angus Kidman (APC staff):

Interestingly, at the launch every single resident Genius was male. Apparently there are female genii, but no-one was willing to say how many (genii have apparently been trained in the Apple technique of not answering awkward questions).

19 June 2008, 7:55 AM (1 year ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Raindog (Senior Forumologist):

You could be onto something there Angus, and there is a haircut there that is almost biblical. You are not to ask questions you should simply believe. loaves and fishes however are only available from a vending machine in the foyer.

19 June 2008, 9:04 AM (1 year ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Tin (Senior Forumologist):

And check out the ultra-genius in the middle... Doesn't need a laptop to check his answers, has a beard...
Wait... It isn't Steve Jobs' one and only son who was sent to save the world from their computing sins is it?

19 June 2008, 9:21 AM (1 year ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Raindog (Senior Forumologist):

I don't think its so much that there is no female genius available Angus. Take a look at the frontline support and presumably the best and brightest. Do these look to you like lads that attract girls to their parties?

I doubt all the smart girls in Sydney will be planning their Friday evenings at the genius bar.

19 June 2008, 9:58 AM (1 year ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

djsflynn (APC staff):

Quoting Raindog:
I dont see all the smart girls in Sydney will be planning their Friday evenings at the genius bar.

Damn. I wish they would! Where does an eligible albeit somewhat geeky bachelor go to meet smart Trek-savvy geekgirls these days? Apple really needs to encourage the Apple store as the place where single geeks mingle and discover love among the shiny new iPhones.


19 June 2008, 10:20 AM (1 year ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Raindog (Senior Forumologist):

Quoting djsflynn:
Where does an eligible albeit somewhat geeky bachelor go to meet smart Trek-savvy geekgirls these days?


Here :>




19 June 2008, 11:07 AM (1 year ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Me In Oz (Cornerstone member):

1000 customer queeries a day ?
They are not suggesting that the mighty Apple is flawed !

".. (genii have apparently been trained in the Apple technique of not answering awkward questions)..." - Angus Kidman

S O BS .......... Like training kids to ask "would like fries with that ?" ........... LOL


19 June 2008, 10:57 AM (1 year ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

Hemma (User):

The Next Macca.... so funny, I saw a real hippy in the City Mac store the other day..... and he was like dreadlocks, safeway recycling shopping bag....and now in a mac store... just like he came out of a stereotype catalogue....

19 June 2008, 6:40 PM (1 year ago)report abuse Send to a friend reply

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