APC administrator08 November 2006, 12:06 AM
Of shills and ships and ceiling wax, of cabbages and kings; or why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.FYI - they don't. Or is the Australian Pork Council just paying me to lie?
Damn it feels good to be a shill.
Until yesterday, I wasn't even aware myself that I, and the rest of the staff here, are shills. It took this insightful comment from our dear reader MisterHIan to help me see the truth; we are paid by Microsoft to make Sony look bad.
Hey Bill! Big ups buddy - got a fiver?
I decided, being an intrepid reporter, that it was important that I seek out further evidence of our bias. After all, we may have money owing to us that we were unaware of - how awesome would that be?!?
Unfortunately, I started to get really confused. See, here's the thing; the commenters on our articles seem to have a tough time working out who we shill for. Here's what I've learned:
So, having gone out to figure out who owes us money I have come to the conclusion that every company in the world that is, or has ever been, involved in IT&T owes us big time. I'll be getting our lovely editorial coordinator Helen to send you all invoices later in the week.
Of course, some people might draw a different conclusion from my research; that people on the internet log on with preconcieved opinions about products and services, and decide that anyone who disagrees is clearly irrational or on the take.
Bah! We all know that couldn't be true... could it?